
My Life Feels Like a Test I Didn't Study For Tote
- Reinforced stitching at stress points
- Long, over-the-shoulder handles for all-day comfort
- Interior pocket for keys, phone, or wallet
- Lightweight yet holds up to 10kg comfortably
To extend the life of your tote:
- Spot clean with mild soap and water
- Air dry only
- Do not machine wash or tumble dry
- Store flat or hang between uses
All our totes are designed to be roomy yet portable:
- Bag size: 13" W x 16" H
- Handle drop: 12"
FUNCTION MEETS FEELINGS
Boldly honest and hilariously on-point, the “My Life Feels Like a Test I Didn’t Study For” Tote captures the chaos of modern existence with a wink. Built for everyday utility but worn like a coping mechanism, it’s your reminder that no one really has it together — and that’s kind of the point.
Crafted from sturdy eco-friendly cotton canvas, this tote is as strong as you pretend to be in public. Whether you're running errands, missing deadlines, or just deep in existential thought at the snack aisle, this bag keeps up — no questions asked.
STYLE TIP :
Pair it with an oversized hoodie, baggy jeans, and sneakers that have seen better days — the “IDK what I’m doing but at least I look cute” fit. Add tinted glasses, a messy bun, and headphones blaring a nostalgic playlist. Now you’re ready to romanticize your quarter-life crisis — in style.